Jeff Foxworthy and Oklahoma
June 28, 2017
Someone sent me this list of things that comedian Jeff Foxworthy reportedly said about Oklahoma. I'm a little skeptical that Foxworthy authored this since it could apply to several midwestern and southern states. But it IS his style and IS funny.
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Oklahoma.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma.
If “vacation” means going anywhere south of Dall...