Sometimes when I am late or just lazy I will stop at a local fast food place for a $1 sandwich and tea in the morning rather than fix my breakfast. Most of the time this order is too easy to screw up, as long as you don't ask for jelly. Last Monday I went through the drive through, almost.

I pulled into the outside lane behind two cars. I sat there for several minutes while the other line moved along and we didn't. The guys ahead of me pulled out and I moved up. After several more minutes and the other lane moving and me saying hello to the speaker a girl came on. I asked what the problem was...