(Not written by me, but cute and one could apply any name of car.)

This was written with driving in the UK in mind but you should get the general idea.

The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road!

I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake, though, and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his...