Alva Review-Courier -

There is a song by Cher, “If I Could Turn Back Time.” Only the government can do that. Don't forget to set your clocks back today. Cleo's birthday is Thursday. Between arm strength and her taser, I no longer spank her on the blessed day.

I hope everyone had a great Halloween; come on, Turkey Day. Speaking of turkeys, our legislators still haven't done their job. Because they cannot agree on anything like adults, they are robbing the rainy-day fund, going to hurt the poor and downtrodden with more cuts, and are passing bills they were afraid to pass in regular session. Here's a plan. Why don't...