The following is a continuation of the eulogy I gave to Hugh Heffner back in October.

Mr. Heffner, you taught the world that a woman’s value was defined by her looks. Worse yet, you made an idol out of women’s beauty, but no woman could live up to the standard you created. You chose only the most beautiful women (based on your standard), and then, through the magic of photography and touch ups, you made them even better than they really were. In your eyes, even the most beautiful women were not good enough. Hugh, I hope that you can rest in peace knowing how many women you have left feeling ug...