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Lynn Says

Some pretty good philosophical thoughts


February 7, 2018

(From the web.)

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English:

• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila … floor.

• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

• The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

• I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where's the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

• What if there were no hypothetical questions?

• If someone with multip...

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