Alva Review-Courier -

The other day, I decided to get my hair cut at a clipper-joint inside an “upscale” Walmart. I was getting more than a little tired of dealing with all the curls (believe it or not, when I let my burr cut grow I go from semi-bald to crazy chia-pet). I’ve never had such a rapid removal of a follicular infestation! This lady was on a mission. It seemed her greatest goal was getting finished. Forget my reputation as Alva’s most beautiful male (would someone please start that rumor?), she had places to go, people to see and do’s to do. In three minutes or less, I was in and out of the...