Alva Review-Courier -

As I noted last week, in July I fell out of the back of a moving van. Thankfully, it wasn’t moving at the time! But, nevertheless, I hurt myself when I hit the pavement.

I opened my eyes to see my wife leaning over me. She told me that I had passed out – but I argued that I had not.

She then informed me that (1) she had slapped my face several times trying to wake me up and (2) our daughters had called 911 and asked for an ambulance.

Since I had no recollection of those occurrences, I began to think that maybe I had passed out. Meanwhile, I continued to argue with her – this time about the cos...