Good morning! Or afternoon, or whatever. You’re an American; you’re allowed to read the paper any time of the day you want. I hope this article finds you doing well and living in the peace and joy that only our savior can bring!

As a pastor, I put together lots of sermons, devotions, talks, etc. – several a week. And although I strive my best to always present an accurate and easy-to-understand presentation of the gospel and particulars of the Bible, I am still a human being and I do not know everything. Much as that might shock my congregation (sorry, Alva Church of God, but you hired an impe...