Andy was preparing his own lunch that day. Renie wasn’t feeling well, so he was on his own. He decided he would open up a can of soup, add a few crackers, and he’d be just fine.

The rest of the story, according to him…

“Put soup in bowl, heat in microwave. Add crackers and eat. Easy, peasy, right?

A few hours later my bride wandered into the kitchen. Then it began. She was definitely not impressed with my kitchen skills. Oh, what I had fixed for myself was no problem; she is happy that I am capable of fending for myself. But the problem was the kitchen after I had left with my stomach full.

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