A group of midget wrestlers are going to put on a show Tuesday. I hope all that attend have a fun time. I probably won't go because if I want to wrestle, I just mouth off to Cleo, or get too close, and she will throw me down. We don't go for the three-count pin because we both need help to get off the floor. Maybe after the arena is built, they can get Hulk Hogan, Chyna, and some of their friends to come see us.

A couple of weeks or so ago I put the plants by the door outside. I had to bring them back in before winter returned. A couple of them weighed about half what a Volkswagen does, so I a...