I think Cleo may be having an affair with him. Every time "Spam Risk" calls, she tells me to hang up!

Good job, post office stamps are going up in price from 55 to 58 cents each. Pre Biden gas was so cheap you could almost deliver your message by car cheaper than sending it. The sly dogs raised fuel prices so much, stamps are still cheaper if you have to use snail mail to send your messages. To add insult to injury for me, they had the neatest frog stamps. When I went to get some more, they had discontinued them. Bummer.

Oh, yes, about the fuel prices. Before the Biden "save the country for his rich buddies plan," in July of 2020 the average fuel price was about $2.18 a gallon. Now a year later it is nearly a dollar a gallon higher.

On the major tragedy scene in Miami, Florida, a man on vacation from Colorado was killed while protecting his 1-year-old son from the gunman who was going to kill the child. The gunman said he was high on some drugs that made him feel empowered. The photo of the shooter showed a 22-year-old black man. His victim was 21 years old. It did not mention his race. This animal needs a speedy trial, and to be put to death sooner, not later. He has forever changed the lives of countless people in both families with his savage act. The bleeding hearts will no doubt say because of his race and the fact that he was high on drugs, he isn't responsible for his actions. I say bull. Let's start drawing a hard line in the sand with ALL criminals of violent crimes and get back to an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

Several lists of things our military left behind in the Afghanistan withdrawal have circulated the net. I hope they are wrong. If I had been in charge, there wouldn't have been one piece of useful stuff left. On a related note, the Taliban is opening a chain of military surplus stores in the Middle East.

The consensus in the '60s was that the Rolling Stone's band members would die young from drug use. The band members in general have taken enough drugs collectively to overdose the entire city of Chicago. Not so for the drummer, I guess. Charlie Watts who has been the drummer for the Stones since the '60s died at 80 recently after a medical procedure. Rock and roll will last forever, but not so the band members.

There are new pants for old guys coming soon. They combine the comfort of Dockers with the protection of Depends. They will be called Dry Dockers.

A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard. He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone.

Relief washes over him and he says, "I was beginning to freak out because of that noise. I thought this place might have been haunted. What on earth are you doing here so late at night anyway?" The old man merely continues chiseling and says, "They spelled my name wrong."

Let's all be safe out there and God bless.