The students and city guys who did the work on the crosswalks need high-fives all around. I had the flu on Thursday and Friday this last week. I had not had the flu for about ten years, and had forgotten how much fun it was. If it happens again, I may have to rethink a shot.

A lady called the police to report that her husband was missing. The police arrived and asked for a description of her husband. She told them that he was 6 foot 2 inches tall with blonde wavy hair and a smile that made everyone love him. The police proceeded to go next door to ask the neighbor if she had any information ab...