To all the mothers in Heaven, including my mother, Hulda Scribner, and my mother-in-law, Shirley West, thank you for being there for us, and loving all children in spite of ourselves. Let me also wish all the fathers that do double duty a happy Mother's Day too. Single parents are very talented, because they have to do it all, and most do a good job of making productive adults.

Bubba got knots on his head when he suggested to his wife that she get the dishes, housecleaning, and clothes done on Saturday, so she could take Sunday off and enjoy herself.

Marione had a trip back in time with teache...