Alva Review-Courier -

I think I'm going to start studying for my final exams just in case all the heat and fires are because God has had all the fun he can stand with our corrupt, wicked world.

Sometimes the simplest way isn't the best way. Someone lost a round bale of hay on Santa Fe Street, and it was spread out pretty good. They had a tractor getting the big part, but two fellas were using pitchforks on the rest. Wanting to help, I stopped and suggested it might be easier to bring the cows to the hay than picking it up. One guy looked a little serious with the fork, so I moved along.

Talk about being doubly b...