Alva Review-Courier -

Monday evening, I went to Walmart and got some stuff. I have an old gurney I use to move things closer to the house. I moved everything in the house but the kitty litter and the sack with the eggs and bread. Later I go out to get them, and lo and behold the bread was gone. The raccoon had been there and made off with it. He must like plain bread, because I put some peanut butter and jelly out and he left it. Stupid raccoon! He may work for Alva's Market because I got the next loaf there.

Ted Jones was a friend and customer at the repair shop for many years. One day he drove up to the back door...