You know you are old when you pull the handle on a slot machine and three prunes pop up

 

November 27, 2022



I hope you and yours had a good holiday this year. Last Sunday we had ham and fixings with the family. Today Justin is fixing “beef wellington” and more fixings. The more important side of these gatherings is getting together as a family, and the occasional friend.

On Thursday, Cleo, Dad and I made it to Canton for a very good Thanksgiving dinner and free money to play with, then on to Watonga's new casino. It was okay but looked like all the rest. I actually won a bit of money but donated it to the Cleo entertainment fund. She had a good time but was pooped out by time to go. I was surprised that there wasn't a crowd at either casino. The only bummer was we didn't go say hello to her furry friends (prairie dogs) and drive around the lake. That will be something for another day.

There was a show on a news report about three things a woman could do if attacked. They were okay, but I like my three things better. 1. Reach into back pocket of her slacks for gun. 2. Cock and aim. 3. Pull the trigger. Problem solved. More lifesaving tips later.

A couple of things I can relate to in my life. 1. When Cleo asked where the turkey roasting pan was and I told her it was out under the car with motor oil in it. 2. People always told me to bring the paper plates, plastic silverware and the ice. I thought I was being helpful when in reality they were scared of my cooking.

Let's all be safe out there and God bless.

 

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