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Never trust the turtles

 

January 22, 2023



A snail returned home all beat up. The other snails asked what happened and he told them two turtles beat him up. “We'll take care of them for you!” replied the snail family. “What did they look like?” “I'm not sure,” the beat-up snail replied. “It happened so fast!” Thanks, Jeff.

Good job, City Council. The city has paid off 2.8 million dollars in loans. Being we are not paying this interest, will my water bill get lower? Probably not, but it looks like we're going the right direction.

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