Husband: "What's for dinner?"

Wife: "Nothing."

Husband: "We had nothing last night."

Wife: "I know. I made enough for two days."

Cleo has been in the hospital this last week. She is doing lots better and will be out soon. When she is gone for a while for whatever reason, I have to forage for my food. Some days I eat at fast food places, if I am lazy or in a hurry. I got breakfast one morning and had nothing to eat it with. The next time I go through, I will see if there is a surcharge for forks. Another time I ordered a hamburger with onions and mayo, and got catsup, pickles, and no onions. Ki...