The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss!" He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called, and she wants her sign back!"

Two Elderly Men in the Park

Two elderly men are seated on a park bench. The first says to his friend:

“The wife and I ate at a great restaurant last night. The food was delicious. The service was wonderful and the menu was soup to nuts. What a ter...