In this week’s Newsgram the first Action Ad was for free kittens.

Next to free advice, free kittens are the most offered thing in the world. The place to get the kittens was called Miller’s Cat Farm. With only a second of hesitation my mind went to a commercial from the 2000 Super Bowl. The cowboys are trying to herd about a gazillion cats. Could this have been shot at the Miller’s Cat Farm? Go to YouTube for a pretty funny video.

My friend Bubba called to warn me about what happened to him. He said not to let them take my temperature on my forehead as I enter the supermarket because it can er...