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 By Jim Scribner    Local    February 17, 2019 

Talk about scary moments!

Jack and I went to the pinball place at Wichita last Sunday for a round of chasing the silver ball. When we got to the door there was a sign that said closed for a private party. We both started to...

 

Praise the Lord

Two men have been arrested in the 2013 death of Alvan Charles Nieman at Boise City. May they be punished as they deserve. Thank you all for rewarding me for the great job I do as City Marshal by letti...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    February 3, 2019

Junkman's Gems

Trump to start deporting Democrats. Mexico responds by starting to build border wall. A week ago last Friday Anne and I went to Shattuck for the tournament grandson Josh and the Alva Junior Varsity...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    January 27, 2019

Best political sign yet: Any Functioning Adult, 2020

I wish everyone would quit picking on the Democrats, but my elected officials are making it tough for the rest of us. Case in point: a sign on a billboard, “That awkward moment when a zombie is...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    January 20, 2019

Just then the old familiar 'vampire' showed up

Today is the last day of my cousins Kenny and Joann Cole's auction. They collected lots of neat things over the years. I have to look at their collections and wonder how much stuff Cleo and I have...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    January 13, 2019

What a Monday

After trying to injure myself twice and being only partially successful (jammed neck and skinned elbow), I thought a change of pace was needed to break this phase of “Injure Jim Time,"”so Dad,...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    January 6, 2019

Well, 2018 is history

We managed to stay up till after midnight New Year's Eve. I was thinking about the life progression of how things go. When we were young we had parties and would have to go to bed to get people to go...

 

Happy New Year!

Christmas is finally over. At least the commercialization is over. The reason for the season, the Birth of our Lord and Savior, celebration is too short. If you need Valentine's Day stuff, Walmart...

 

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, to one and all

I don't know who figured this out but it works for me. The partridge in a pear tree is Jesus Christ. Two turtle doves are the Old and New Testaments. Three French hens stand for faith, hope and love....

 

When I see the city's number I worry I have forgotten to pay my bill

I was somewhere the other day when someone mentioned they had gotten a call from the city about impending bad weather at 4 a.m. It opened a floodgate of disparaging remarks of the intelligence of the...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    December 9, 2018

It was a good party

It sucks to be on the Mayor's bad side; he never calls, never writes, never asks for advice. Then to add insult to injury, he didn't put a stamp on my invitation to the city employee Christmas party,...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    December 2, 2018

Junkman's Gems

People Magazine is reporting that we lost 92 famous celebrities in 2017. Sad, but they didn't risk their lives for their millions. They neglected to mention the 139 police officers, 93 firefighters...

 

Another Thanksgiving in the memory bank

I hope you had a great holiday. A couple of people told me about great meals they got locally from different groups. Thanks to all who prepared and furnished meals. You are surely a blessing to the co...

 

Junkman's Gems

I hope your family has plans to gather for food and fellowship. There are several places having Thanksgiving dinners in our area. Check out the Newsgram for locations. Many are fundraisers, but if...

 

Friday was Cleo's birthday

We decided to celebrate with a trip to Oklahoma City. So, Friday we got up at 5 a.m. in the morning and went to Cleo's doctor appointment in Oklahoma City. I would feel bad about an appointment on...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    November 4, 2018

Tuesday is Election Day; exercise your right to choose

Cher has a song "If I Could Turn Back Time." Well, today her wish came true. Don't forget to "turn back time" Sunday morning. If you attend church and don't reset your clocks, you will be the first on...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    October 28, 2018

Happy Halloween, everybody

I hope the weather doesn't ruin the festivities, but kids will adapt to bad weather for a chance to show off costumes and get candy. There are several good Halloween related songs to listen to. The...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    October 21, 2018

Junkman's Gems

The Donald was on “60 Minutes” last Sunday with commentator Lesley Stahl. How good an interview it was boils down to which party you belong to. He was smart enough to put in a plug for what a...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    October 14, 2018

Junkman's Gems

There is a song called “Sweet Dreams” by the Eurythmics. In the video cows play a major part of the sweet dreams. Listen up, Democratic political ad writers. There is an ad with Edmonson standing...

 
 By Jim Scribner    Local    October 7, 2018

Please don't squeeze the Charmin

The weather didn't look too promising for the parade, but maybe the rain stopped long enough for it. The weatherman said we could have from 3-6 inches of rain over the next 4 or 5 days. I hate to see...

 

What I if told you, you read the top line wrong

This week's column is a bit different. The government is having all kinds of problems. Expenses are up and prices are down in my business, and I'm scared to ask anyone how they are doing because health issues are running rampant. I would like a...

 

What a car show! Free food twice and lots of beautiful cars

Friday evening's meal was really good. Last year the brats were very spicy. This year you could get a regular brat or a hot link so everyone was happy. Friday was Stan Kline's birthday and it was...

 

The 2018 Woods County Free Fair is history

I had a great time at the fair and hope you did too. I had over 250 people guess how much money was in the jar. There was $31.63 in change. The $20 winner was Levi Schultz with a $32 guess. Next...

 

Thursday marked the start of another year for the fair

I think we had a pretty good crowd. I saw several people I had not seen for a while. I did some gift shopping and did okay. I got a “brain” (exercise ball), two tape measures, a ball cap, a tire...

 

As you are reading this we are in the middle of the Labor Day holiday

I hope you are having a good time whatever you are doing. Looks like rain may dampen the holiday. Used to be the swimming pools around the country closed this weekend and school started Tuesday....

 

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