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WASHINGTON (AP) — Imagine: A pay-per-view steel-cage fight featuring Donald "Kick His A--" Trump versus Joe "Beat the Hell Out of Him" Biden. Price to tune in? Enough to eliminate the government's deficit.

The Republican president and the former Democratic vice president are trading fighting words over who'd come out on top in a hypothetical matchup.

Trump, reacting to taunts Biden made earlier in the week, tweeted Thursday: "Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault...