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The great Will Rogers quotes


August 17, 2017

• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

• Always drink upstream from the herd.

• There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

• Never miss a good chance to shut up.

• We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

• Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

• If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

• I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

• The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

• There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The...

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