The great Will Rogers quotes
August 17, 2017
• Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
• Never miss a good chance to shut up.
• We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
• Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
• If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
• I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
• The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
• There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The...