Lynn Says

How about some clever slogans this week

 


Anesthesiologist business card: “When you care enough to sleep with the very best.”

Sign over a gynecologist's office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a podiatrist's office: “Time wounds all heels.”

On a septic tank truck: “Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”

On another septic tank truck: “Caution – This truck is full of political promises.”

At a proctologist's door: “To expedite your visit, please back in.”

On a plumber's truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another plumber's truck: “Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

On a church's billboard: “7 days without God makes one weak.”...



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