Alva Review-Courier -

One thing I have figured out as I near mid-70's is why we have so many old politicians. Your mind has the mistaken idea that you have a clue what goes on in the real world. Not me, you understand, but those other old guys.

I was outside Walmart at 115 degrees, when I saw a man in a hoodie. I asked him how hot it would have to get before he shed the coat. He said he was from Phoenix, Arizona, and the weather here wasn't too bad.

One thing all casinos have in common is that 98% of the people walking out have sad looks on their faces. When I was at Walmart the other day I was concerned because mo...