Alva Review-Courier -

If you said Kamala Harris, you win the prize. I hadn't heard anything from her for so long, I thought Joe had traded her to the gypsies for some goats.

Our national legislators suck. With a shutdown looming that doesn't affect their lifestyles at all but takes a lot of us out of the picture, the idiots of Washington, D.C. have been bantering about dress codes for legislators. I don't care if they go naked; just quit playing with our country and do what needs to be done.

I went to a local hamburger joint and ordered my regular $3 meal and it cost $4. I asked the lady when the price had gone up,...