Alva Review-Courier -

Assuming the voters remain stupid and Biden and Trump are the nominees, they will travel the country debating each other. It will be called the "Antiques Roadshow."

There is an old Beach Boys song with the line "We'll have fun-fun-fun till daddy takes the T-Bird away" The Vegas version of that song is "we'll have fun-fun-fun till the bank takes the debit card away."

They haven't called, so I must be doing OK. We had a good trip out. We came by the train derailment at Hazleton on the way up here. It is very impressive how quickly they got it cleaned up.

I left my good hat at the Wichita airport...